Two Irish brothers are applying for Work Visas to Australia. The first brother enters his interview, quickly walks out, gives a thumbs-up and says to his brother ""I'm in!"" The second brother takes this as a sure sign that he will join him, and walks confidently into his interview. ""So Mr... Patrick O'Malley"", the interviewer begins. ""What skills can you bring to Australia?"" Patrick explains: ""Well, I'm a turf cutter. The best there is! My father was a turf cutter. His father was a turf cutter..."" ""That's a shame"", interrupts the interviewer. ""They don't really need turf cutters in Australia. There's just not that much turf."" ""But you let me brother in!"" ""That's because your brother is a pilot. Pilots are high in demand."" Patrick cries: ""But if I don't *cut it*, he can't *pile it*!""