Buddy You Jokes

My buddy You ever have one of those friends that are just OBSESSED with Star Wars? Yeah, me too. Tim Lehey is his name. Number of years he went to a -con where he met this girl Carol Hu. Now, Carol was a friggin Star Wars nut herself. They'd go on and on about how Lucas was so great and...blah blah blah... Well, they had one hell of a whirlwind romance, and decided to get married. Well, Carol was really proud of her ancestry, and told Tim that she wasn't going to take his name, so they decided t…

Getting into the pub with your dog Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. Mike looks at his friend John and says “Let’s go in there for a quick drink.” John replies with, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” Mike walks up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman tell hims, “I'm sorry but I can’t let you in here with your dog.” Mike replies, “But I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “Okay wel…

So a toothbrush salesman is down on his luck He goes into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender gives him a shot and asks "What's wrong buddy? You look like the world is about to collapse." "Well my friend,(the salesman slowly take his shot, stares at the empty glass and replies) I'm a toothbrush salesman and I haven't made a sale in over a month. My wife is the most faithful and beautiful person I've ever known. I don't think I can keep this marriage together though." The bartender looks at…