Chihuahua Jokes

A chihuahua is just a barking cat.

Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse.

If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish.

ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA

*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*

Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast.

I just told my dog to "say hi" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish.

Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax.

Liver & Cheese Joke Three dogs are walking down the street when they spot an enticing female poodle. The German Shepherd, English Bulldog and the Mexican Chihuahua approach the poodle to win her over. The poodle decides to make a game of it, and tells them ""I will go with whichever one of you can best use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence."" The German Shepherd quickly says ""I love liver and cheese,"" to which the poodle disapprovingly shakes her head. The Bulldog thinks and fol…

Two guys took their dogs for a stroll.... ... and after a while the one says: Dog Owner A: Let's go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Dog Owner B: Can't do. They don't accept pets. Dog Owner A: No worries. Just follow me and do as I do. So the guy puts on his shades and enters confidently the restaurant where he is stopped by the waiter telling him that dogs are not allowed. Dog Owner A: But this is my guide dog. Waiter: Oh, I am terribly sorry, but you see, we have never s…

How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua

A man goes into a bar with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender says, ""You can't bring that dog in here!"" The man, without missing a beat, says, ""This is my seeing eye dog."" ""Oh man, I'm sorry,"" the bartender says, ""I didn't realize you were blind. Here, the first drink's on me."" The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first man sees him, stops him and says, ""They don't allow dogs in here, so you won't get a dr…

A man goes into a bar with his dog. A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says ""You can't bring that dog in here!"" The guy, without missing a beat, says ""This is my seeing-eye dog."" ""Oh man, "" the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me."" The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says ""You can't bring that dog in …

How to get dogs into a bar. Two men, Sam and Trevor, are standing outside a bar with their dogs on leashes. Sam, who has a golden retriever, suggests to his friend Trevor, who has a chihuahua, ""Why don't we go in and get a drink."" Trevor replies, ""We can't go in with our dogs."" Sam proposes, ""Follow my lead"", as they step in. After ordering drinks the bar owner comes and confronts the men. ""I'm sorry, dogs aren't allowed in my bar"", he says. Sam replies, ""Of course sir, but these are se…

What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish.

A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today.. ..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop.

Bob and Jack were out walking their dogs together... ...and they decided to go buy some soda at a nearby convenience store. They walked to the store, but to their dismay, there was a large ""NO DOGS"" sign on the door. Neither of the men wanted to leave their dog with the other man or tie their dog up outside. They thought for a few minutes, and Jack suddenly had an idea. ""Do what I do,"" he told Bob. He took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. He strolled into the store. …

so a man walks into a bar with his dog.. and the bartender says "" sorry, you can't bring your dog in here, i don't want to clean up after him"" the man says "" its ok, the dog is trained"" so he lets him in a second man and his dog walks in, and the bartender says "" sorry mate, you can't have a dog in here"" and the second man says ""he's trained its ok"" so he lets him in then a third man walks in with dark glasses and a dog, the bartender says ""hey man, i don't know what your doing but you …

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal.

What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you.

Throwback Joke: Liver and Cheese Some backstory, there was a tornado at boy scout camp one summer and we were assembled in the valley in an attempt to stay safe and the counselor told us that he would laugh at any joke we told. So I told this one: ""Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.…

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd? 1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

No dogs allowed here A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says ""You can't bring that dog in here!"" The guy, without missing a beat, says ""This is my seeing-eye dog."" ""Oh man, "" the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me."" The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says ""You can't bring that dog in here unless you te…

A man walks into a bar, and asks: -who owns the big dobermann outside. -I own that dog, the meanest and ugliest of the bikers say. -I am truly sorry, but it appears that my little Chihuahua has killed it. -""What? How is that possible?"" The biker says. -Well, your dog got mine stuck in its throat.

Two guys walking their dogs see a bar across the street... ""Man a beer would be delicious right about now"" says one. His friend says, ""But there's a sign in the window - 'NO DOGS ALLOWED'."" First guy says, ""No problem - watch this"", puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in to the bar. Second guy watches him go in and be seated by the bartender who brings him a frosty pint. He thinks ""good idea!"" and does the same - until the bartender sees him and says ""HEY! The sign says NO DOGS ALLOW…