Chihuahua Jokes

A man finds a gorilla in his tree. One morning a man wakes up and looks out his second-story window only to see a big mean looking gorilla sitting in his tree. A bit panicked, he googles ""gorilla removal"" and finds a local animal removal service. The removal service owner responds that he will be right over. A half hour later there's a knock at the door and Carl, the Animal Remover, steps inside. On the kitchen table Carl sets down a pool cue, a small kennel containing an very cranky chihuahua…

Crazy night A little boy runs up to his mother and asks ""Mommy mommy I have a question. Why is that you are white, daddy is black, and I'm Asian?"" His mother kneels down and answers ""Honey based on how the night you were conceived went, you should be happy you're not a Chihuahua.""

A chinese man walks into a pet shop. One of the employees goes up to him and says ""Welcome sir! How can I help you?"" The chinese man says ""Yes, actually. Do you have any dogs?"" ""Of course sir! Anything in particular?"" ""What do you have?"" ""We have some chihuahuas, a few Jack Russells, and a Boxer. What would you like?"" ""I'll take a chihuahua"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah,"" says the chinese man. ""I'm not that hungry"".

My (second) favorite joke of all time (sorry if repost) So two guys are walking their dogs one day, one has a German Shepherd the other has a Chihuahua. They pass by a bar and the guy with the German Shepherd turns to the guy with the Chihuahua and asks if he wants to go in for a drink. The guy with the Chihuahua says, ""You're crazy, they'll never let dogs into the bar."" to which the guy with the German shepherd replies, ""No no, watch this."" He pulls out a pair of dark sunglasses, puts them …

two men were walking thier dogs... Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. ""You smell that?"" tom asked. Bob replied, ""the heck I do, let's find where it's coming from!"". After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said ""let's get something to eat!"" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn't enter with their dogs! so tom said ""it's cool, follow my lead!"" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door ""no d…

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, ""Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."" The guy with the Chihuahua said, ""We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."" The one with the Doberman said, ""Just follow my lead."" They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The b…

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

eer booze and fun!' 'Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other ""Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer but the sign on the front door says ""No Pets Allowed"" and I can't leave Fido alone on the street."" The other man replies ""No problem just stand by the door and watch me and you'll be having that beer real soon!"" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and then walks into …

eer booze and fun!' 'The Taco Bell Chihuahua a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says ""Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."" So the Doberman says ""I love liver and cheese."" The Collie replies ""That's not good enough."" The Bulldog says ""I hate liver and cheese."" She says ""That's not creative enough."" Finally the Chihuahua says ""Liver alone . . . cheese mine.""

A man walks outside to his car for work when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives he is carrying a shotgun a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says ''I'll climb up in the tree knock the gorilla down the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' …

Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street... ...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua. They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!" "Just follow my lead," says the first guy. He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!" "But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german …

Two friends are walking their dogs when the come across a restaurant... Since they are hungry, they decide to go in and have a bite to eat. They're about to go in when one realizes that the restaurant doesn't allow dogs. The other says that they should pretend to be blind so that their dogs could act as seeing-eye dogs. After going in, the manager comes over to them and asks them to leave because of their dogs. "Ah!" The first guy said. "But my friend and I are blind, and these are our seeing-e…