Two guys took their dogs for a stroll.... ... and after a while the one says: Dog Owner A: Let's go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Dog Owner B: Can't do. They don't accept pets. Dog Owner A: No worries. Just follow me and do as I do. So the guy puts on his shades and enters confidently the restaurant where he is stopped by the waiter telling him that dogs are not allowed. Dog Owner A: But this is my guide dog. Waiter: Oh, I am terribly sorry, but you see, we have never s…

A man finds a gorilla in his tree. One morning a man wakes up and looks out his second-story window only to see a big mean looking gorilla sitting in his tree. A bit panicked, he googles ""gorilla removal"" and finds a local animal removal service. The removal service owner responds that he will be right over. A half hour later there's a knock at the door and Carl, the Animal Remover, steps inside. On the kitchen table Carl sets down a pool cue, a small kennel containing an very cranky chihuahua…

two men were walking thier dogs... Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. ""You smell that?"" tom asked. Bob replied, ""the heck I do, let's find where it's coming from!"". After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said ""let's get something to eat!"" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn't enter with their dogs! so tom said ""it's cool, follow my lead!"" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door ""no d…

Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street... ...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua. They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!" "Just follow my lead," says the first guy. He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!" "But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german …