A man finds a gorilla in his tree. One morning a man wakes up and looks out his second-story window only to see a big mean looking gorilla sitting in his tree. A bit panicked, he googles ""gorilla removal"" and finds a local animal removal service. The removal service owner responds that he will be right over. A half hour later there's a knock at the door and Carl, the Animal Remover, steps inside. On the kitchen table Carl sets down a pool cue, a small kennel containing an very cranky chihuahua…

two men were walking thier dogs... Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. ""You smell that?"" tom asked. Bob replied, ""the heck I do, let's find where it's coming from!"". After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said ""let's get something to eat!"" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn't enter with their dogs! so tom said ""it's cool, follow my lead!"" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door ""no d…

Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street... ...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua. They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!" "Just follow my lead," says the first guy. He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!" "But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german …

Two friends, Jim and John were walking their dogs ...when they passed by a restaurant. *"Let’s go in and get something to eat,"* Jim suggested. *"We cant"*, responded John, *"don't you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED"* *"Aah that sign,"* said Jim, *"don't worry about it"* and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, *'Sorry sir no pets allowed'* *"Cant you see"* said Jim, *"I am blind, this is my seei…