Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street... ...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua. They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!" "Just follow my lead," says the first guy. He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!" "But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german shepherd explains. "Oh, excuse me, now I understand. Go right ahead," says the maitre'd. The next guy walks up and the maitre'd stops him too. "You can't come in here with a dog!" Following his friend's cue the guy says, "But it's a seeing eye dog!" The maitre'd looks skeptical and says, "Sir - that's no seeing eye dog. It's just a chihuahua." The guy jumps back in shock... "WHAT!? They gave me a chihuahua!!?"