A chinese man walks into a pet shop. One of the employees goes up to him and says ""Welcome sir! How can I help you?"" The chinese man says ""Yes, actually. Do you have any dogs?"" ""Of course sir! Anything in particular?"" ""What do you have?"" ""We have some chihuahuas, a few Jack Russells, and a Boxer. What would you like?"" ""I'll take a chihuahua"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah,"" says the chinese man. ""I'm not that hungry"".