A man goes into a bar with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender says, ""You can't bring that dog in here!"" The man, without missing a beat, says, ""This is my seeing eye dog."" ""Oh man, I'm sorry,"" the bartender says, ""I didn't realize you were blind. Here, the first drink's on me."" The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first man sees him, stops him and says, ""They don't allow dogs in here, so you won't get a dr…

A man goes into a bar with his dog. A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says ""You can't bring that dog in here!"" The guy, without missing a beat, says ""This is my seeing-eye dog."" ""Oh man, "" the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me."" The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says ""You can't bring that dog in …

How to get dogs into a bar. Two men, Sam and Trevor, are standing outside a bar with their dogs on leashes. Sam, who has a golden retriever, suggests to his friend Trevor, who has a chihuahua, ""Why don't we go in and get a drink."" Trevor replies, ""We can't go in with our dogs."" Sam proposes, ""Follow my lead"", as they step in. After ordering drinks the bar owner comes and confronts the men. ""I'm sorry, dogs aren't allowed in my bar"", he says. Sam replies, ""Of course sir, but these are se…

so a man walks into a bar with his dog.. and the bartender says "" sorry, you can't bring your dog in here, i don't want to clean up after him"" the man says "" its ok, the dog is trained"" so he lets him in a second man and his dog walks in, and the bartender says "" sorry mate, you can't have a dog in here"" and the second man says ""he's trained its ok"" so he lets him in then a third man walks in with dark glasses and a dog, the bartender says ""hey man, i don't know what your doing but you …