Trevor Jokes

You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources.

What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy

How to get dogs into a bar. Two men, Sam and Trevor, are standing outside a bar with their dogs on leashes. Sam, who has a golden retriever, suggests to his friend Trevor, who has a chihuahua, ""Why don't we go in and get a drink."" Trevor replies, ""We can't go in with our dogs."" Sam proposes, ""Follow my lead"", as they step in. After ordering drinks the bar owner comes and confronts the men. ""I'm sorry, dogs aren't allowed in my bar"", he says. Sam replies, ""Of course sir, but these are se…

There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?""

On the first day of Trevor's freshman year in college, his English professor asked the students to state their names and one interesting fact about themselves. Trevor said, "My brother and I know the definition of every single word in the English language." A wave of laughter rolls through the auditorium. The professor raised her hands to the students. "Is that so?" she asked. "Yes, ma'am, absolute truth." She wrote the word ***supercilious*** on the board. "OK, Trevor, what does this word …