Chihuahua Jokes

Some guys are talking about pets... They get to talking about how good big dogs are because they can make good guard dogs. One of the guys says "I preferred my old chihuahua pebbles better. And no other dog made me feel safer! He died killing a rabid full grown doberman for me!" The other guys are confused and ask how that was even possible. "The doberman choked to death."

Two friends are walking their dogs... One has a German shepherd, the other a chihuahua. The one with the German Shepherd says to the other "Hey, let's stop at the bar and have a beer" "They don't allow dogs at the bar" "Don't worry, just do what I do" The man with the Shepherd walks in, and the bartender goes: "Excuse me, we don't allow dogs in here" "This is a seeing-eye dog" "I'm sorry! please come in" The guy with the Chihuahua walks in. Bartender: "Excuse me, we don't allow dogs her…

A man walks into a bar A man walks into a bar, and asks: -who owns the big dobermann outside. -I own that dog, the meanest and ugliest of the bikers say. -I am truly sorry, but it appears that my little Chihuahua has killed it. -"What? How is that possible?" The biker says. -Well, your dog got mine stuck in its throat.

No dogs allowed here A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him…

Getting into the pub with your dog Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. Mike looks at his friend John and says “Let’s go in there for a quick drink.” John replies with, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” Mike walks up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman tell hims, “I'm sorry but I can’t let you in here with your dog.” Mike replies, “But I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “Okay wel…

A man walks into a bar with a Labrador and takes a seat. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The man doesn't miss a beat and replies, "Excuse me, this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender apologises profusely and says, "Here, the first one's on me." The man walks over and takes a seat near the door. Soon, another man walks in with a chihuahua. The first man says, "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man thanks him and head…

A young couple's house gets burgled, so they decide to get a guard dog... The wife goes to a pet shop and tells the owner "I'd like to see the toughest guard dog you've got!" The owner answers "I've got just the dog for you!". He presents to her to a tiny chihuahua called Roxy. "Sure he's cute, but can he really guard a home?" she asks skeptically. "Lady, this isn't just any dog, he is in fact a master of karate!". "Prove it!" she demands . "Roxy, karate my chair!" he commands of the dog…

American marine looks for a seat in a train In one compartment, he finds a seat near a French elderly woman looking very important. Unfortunately, that seat is occupied by that woman's chihuahua. So he politely asks her if he can sit there. She very angrily responds: “You Americans are so rude! My Ruby is sitting there!” He gives up and searches for another seat. Unfortunately, the whole train is full. So he returns back and asks again. The woman responds even more angrily: “You Americans are…

Seeing eye dogs. A man with a German Shepherd goes into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bartender says "Sorry, you can't bring that dog in here." The man replies "But this is a seeing eye dog!" The bartender then says "Well, okay then, I guess it can stay". After a while, the man and the German Shepherd get up to leave. As they're going out the door, another man with a Chihuahua is coming in. The first man says "The bartender won't like you bringing that dog in here, but just tell him it'…

Two guys are walking their dogs down the street... One has a golden retriever the other a Chihuahua. As they are going along the one with the retriever sees a bar. He turns to his friend and suggests they go in for a quick drink. His friend says "That would be great but see the sign, no dogs allowed". The guy turns to him and says "Don't worry, just do what I do". So the guy puts on some sunglasses and goes into the bar with his retriever. The tender turns to him and says "Hey! No dogs allowed"…

While on a walk two men pass a bar... Two friends are out walking their dogs on a hot summer day when they pass a bar. "Let's stop and grab a drink" "They don't allow pets - let's just keep going" "Follow my lead" The first man walks into the bar, his dog in tow. "Sorry but we don't allow dogs in here." "Excuse me but this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender gives the man and the dog a once over. Seeing his sunglasses and a German Shepard, he quickly apologizes "Pardon me sir, first rou…

Two friends, Jim and John were walking their dogs ...when they passed by a restaurant. *"Let’s go in and get something to eat,"* Jim suggested. *"We cant"*, responded John, *"don't you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED"* *"Aah that sign,"* said Jim, *"don't worry about it"* and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, *'Sorry sir no pets allowed'* *"Cant you see"* said Jim, *"I am blind, this is my seei…

Two men are walking by a restaurant Two men are walking by a restaurant and one of them says, "That smells amazing! Lets get something." The other man replies, "But they don't let dogs in, what are we going to do with them." The first man puts on a pair of sunglasses and has his friend do the same and says, "Follow my lead." He starts to walk into the restaurant and the waiter stops him, "You cannot bring dogs in here sir." The man gets offended, "Excuse me sir! This is my seeing eye dog, I…

A man with a Great Dane and a man with a Chihuahua go to a bar, but it says “no pets allowed” One man says to the other “how will we bring our dogs inside?” The second man gives the first a pair of very dark sunglasses and says “do what I do.” He goes inside and the manager says “Sorry, no pets allowed.” The man says “You don’t understand. This is my guide dog.” “A great dane? Really?” Says the manager. “Yeah, they just got them into service. He’s great at protecting me, and his sense of smell …

A couple decide that they need a guard dog. So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees “I need a guard dog to protect my apartment” The employee responds “I have the perfect dog for you”, she then showed him a Chihuahua. The man was not impressed and said “I need a dog that can guard our house and fend off burglars, a Chihuahua can’t do that.” “But this is no regular Chihuahua. It’s an attack Chihuahua!” the employee said, “Here, I’ll show you how it works! Attack Chih…

Two friends are walking their dogs together. Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer." The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our dogs in there." The first responds, "Watch me." The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer. The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here." "He's my seeing eye dog,"…

A big angry man walks into a bar and says "Who has the Chihuahua tied up out front"? A man in the back of the bar stands up and says "That's my Chihuahua" "Well, he just killed my Rottweiler!" " What?!! How did your Rottweiler get killed by my Chihuahua?!!" " I think he choked on him".

Two men were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. "You smell that?" tom asked. Bob replied, "the heck I do, let’s find where it’s coming from!”. After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said "let’s get something to eat!" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn’t enter with their dogs! so tom said "it’s cool, follow my lead!" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door "no dogs allowed sir!" tom insisted "oh it’s my seeing eye do…

Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant. They're pretty hungry

How does a chihuahua say good day in japanese? Konnichihuahua

There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."" The guy with the Chihuahua says

What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.

Two guys are walking their dogs down the street... One has a golden retriever the other a Chihuahua. As they are going along the one with the retriever sees a bar. He turns to his friend and suggests they go in for a quick drink. His friend says ""That would be great but see the sign

There were two buddies out walking their dogs... One with a Doberman pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!