Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh? The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue

what do you call a female chihuahua in a salt flat? X. Because he (or she) is a salty little bitch

Three handsome male dogs – a German Shepherd, a Labrador and a Chihuahua – were walking down the street when they saw a beautiful female poodle. The three males fell over themselves to be the first to reach her, but ended up arriving in front of her at the same time. They were rendered speechless in the face of her style and elegance and were immediately reduced to slobbering wrecks. Aware of the effect she was having on her three suitors, the poodle decided to set them a little test to win her …

Man with a German Shepherd dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter. Bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" Man says, "But this is a Seeing Eye dog!" Bartender says, "Well, OK, then I guess it can stay." After a while, the man and the German Shepherd get up to leave. As they're going out the door, another man with a Chihuahua is coming in. First man says, "The bartender won't like you bringing that dog in here, but just tell him it's a Seeing Eye dog and then it'll be OK." S…

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect hi…