Three handsome male dogs – a German Shepherd, a Labrador and a Chihuahua – were walking down the street when they saw a beautiful female poodle. The three males fell over themselves to be the first to reach her, but ended up arriving in front of her at the same time. They were rendered speechless in the face of her style and elegance and were immediately reduced to slobbering wrecks. Aware of the effect she was having on her three suitors, the poodle decided to set them a little test to win her heart. She told them: "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative sentence gets to go on a hot date with me." The muscular German Shepherd stepped forward and said: "I love liver and cheese." "Oh dear!" sighed the poodle. "That's not very imaginative at all." So the sleek black Labrador stepped forward and said: "I hate liver and cheese." "That's just as bad as the first one," groaned the poodle. "You'll have to do better than that." Finally the little Chihuahua stepped forward and, turning to the other two with a sly smile, said: "Liver alone. Cheese mine."