American marine looks for a seat in a train
In one compartment, he finds a seat near a French elderly woman looking very important. Unfortunately, that seat is occupied by that woman's chihuahua. So he politely asks her if he can sit there.
She very angrily responds: “You Americans are so rude! My Ruby is sitting there!”
He gives up and searches for another seat. Unfortunately, the whole train is full. So he returns back and asks again. The woman responds even more angrily: “You Americans are…