Sorry Sir Jokes

So a duck walks into a hardware store... Duck: Got any quackers? Clerk: Sorry sir, this is a hardware store. We don't sell crackers. So the duck leaves and comes back again the next day Duck: Got any quackers? Clerk: Sorry sir, like I told you yesterday, this is a hardware store, we don't sell crackers. So the duck leaves and comes back again the next day Duck: Got any quackers? Clerk: Now listen here duck, I already told you twice that we don't sell crackers. If you come in here again asking fo…

A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven""

Lawyers and Loopholes To all my Advocate Friends Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant... Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ... The lawyers quietly looked at each other and EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!! ( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)

So an old British gentlemen visits Ireland and remembers the good old days when he was posted there.. * He orders tea from a roadside cafe and sees a young irish guy sticking his finger in the cup while he brings him the tea. * He takes the tea and while sipping it talks to the boy.. when will you bloody learn some manners , this is not how you hold a cup of tea. * Young boy: Sorry sir, i hurt my finger this morning , the doctor told me to keep it warm * Old guy: Fkin stick it up ur bum then its…

Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!

Waiter Jokes. Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Gee...look's like it's doin' the backstroke. Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Don't worry sir, we don't charge for extra ingredients. Customer: Waiter, there's a DEMON in my soup. Waiter: Well sir, you said you wanted your soup HOT AS HELL. Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Look sir, how much soup can a fly drink? Customer: Waiter there's a large footprint in the middle of my omelet. Waiter: Well …

A man received message from his neighbour... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. Infact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my sincere apologies. Man went home and had a big fight with his wife. Few minutes later he received another message. Sorry Sir, spelling mistake.., it's not wife but wifi.

A drunken cowboy... A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.” Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. To…

Getting into the pub with your dog Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. Mike looks at his friend John and says “Let’s go in there for a quick drink.” John replies with, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” Mike walks up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman tell hims, “I'm sorry but I can’t let you in here with your dog.” Mike replies, “But I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “Okay wel…

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field... ..instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

I have to catch the 4:23 train A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

The same two boys were selected in a school to answer the questions asked by the inspector. One day, an inspector asked the first boy some questions and the boy answered. When the second boy’s name was called, once again the first boy came. When asked, he told “the second boy has gone to see cricket match.” The inspector questioned the teacher. “Sorry sir, I do not know. The regular teacher who had to come has gone to see cricket match and so I have come in his place.” The inspector replied cool…