A man received message from his neighbour... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. Infact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my sincere apologies. Man went home and had a big fight with his wife. Few minutes later he received another message. Sorry Sir, spelling mistake.., it's not wife but wifi.