[kidnapper hands wife phone] "brent" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED#Brent#Fridge#Marriage#Technology+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? "yes brent" *starts raining* great and now sky water#Brent#Dating0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wife sees me grab emergency kit from trunk after getting a flat tire* calm down brent just call a tow tru*I'm already shooting flare gun*#Brent#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hello 911. "He's back what do I do?" Brent? "Yes" It's the just the mailman remember "Ok, sorry." Bye "Wait, he put something in my mailbo#Brent0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent#Brent#Animals#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!#Brent0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The doctor told my wife to get her affairs in order. She said Mike in 2017, Jason in 2019, and Brent last year.#Jason#Brent#Marriage#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp