A big angry man walks into a bar and says "Who has the Chihuahua tied up out front"? A man in the back of the bar stands up and says "That's my Chihuahua" "Well, he just killed my Rottweiler!" " What?!! How did your Rottweiler get killed by my Chihuahua?!!" " I think he choked on him".

What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!