What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!#Chihuahua#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal.#Chihuahua#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!#Chihuahua#Animals#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp