Street The Jokes

The Cheerio Joke On a planet called Cheeriolia, the population is divided into three societal classes: Cheerios are the lower class, Applejacks are in the middle, and Fruit Loops are the wealthy elite. One cannot intermarry between classes, unfortunately, and discrimination is rampant between them. An authoritarian government keeps very close tabs on individual classes and poverty lines criss-cross through big cities. Cheerios are doomed to a certain limit of wealth, Applejacks cannot earn more …

A guy was hit by a car... One of the family members didn't know about the road accident and was totally unaware of what everyone was talking about at the family feast 1 week after the accident. He asks:""What happened? The person left from him explains: ""He was hit by a truck when he was crossing the street."" The unaware family member, still confused: ""How could that happen?"" Another person now says: ""Apparently, he crossed when the traffic light showed red..."" ""That is not a reason to ov…

Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo....""

So a young boy in China is asked a question by his teacher... ""Do you know where the Empire State Building in New York is?"" The child answers, ""No I don't."" The teacher grows quite frantic, ""You're gonna have to go to the principals for this. So, as the child is in the office the principal asks him why he is there, ""I was sent by my teachers because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is."" The principal gets scared and says, ""You need to go to court for this."" So, …

Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'

Two atoms are walking down the street... The first atom says ""hey, you just stole my electron!"" The second atom says ""are you sure?"" The first atom says "" yes, i'm positive.""

An old man and a teenager are talking in the street The old man says, ""It's your generation that's destroying our society."" **Reader Reaction: Ugh! That nasty cynical old man! That's obviously not true! I hope he gets his comeuppance!** The teenager replies, ""Man, if I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy YOU destroyed!"" **Reader Reaction: OOOH! Take that you uncouth old man! I'm glad he got found out and we all learned a va…

Where ? A rather large man walked up to a cop near a busy intersection. He tapped the cop on the shoulder asked "" Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ? "" The cop ignored him so he asked again "" Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ! "" The cop still ignored him . Frantically the guy asked "" EXCUTH ME! CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THIRTHY THIRT THEET !!"" The cop still ignored him and the guy stomped off. A spectator walked up to the cop and…

Biggest, Baddest kid in town There was a new kid at the local high school that started getting into trouble so he was sent to the principals office. The principal says ""Hey there son you must be new I've never seen you around. What's your name? "". The boy replies ""I'm the biggest baddest kid in town and I'll kick your beep from street to street"". The principal got offended so he suspended him for the day. As the boy was walking home he passes a police officer. The police officer says ""It's …

A joke told to me by my tour bus driver in San Francisco Three men were arguing about who has seen the strongest winds in their lives. The first man said, ""I've seen winds so strong that parked cars were blown down the street."" The second man the responded, ""well I've seen winds so strong, the tops of all the redwoods in the forest leaned to the side."" ""That's nothing!"" Said the third, ""I've seen winds so strong, I saw a chicken lay the same egg six times over.""

A duck walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and pretzels. The bartender says, ""I've never seen a talking duck."" The duck replies, ""Well, I work as a plasterer in the new construction down the street."" The duck becomes a regular at the bar, coming in every day to order beer and pretzels. So one day a circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the bar and the bartender says, ""You know what... there's a talking duck that works in the construction zone down the street. He comes in at lu…

Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer""

eer booze and fun!' 'Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other ""Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer but the sign on the front door says ""No Pets Allowed"" and I can't leave Fido alone on the street."" The other man replies ""No problem just stand by the door and watch me and you'll be having that beer real soon!"" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and then walks into …