Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown.

The Cheerio Joke On a planet called Cheeriolia, the population is divided into three societal classes: Cheerios are the lower class, Applejacks are in the middle, and Fruit Loops are the wealthy elite. One cannot intermarry between classes, unfortunately, and discrimination is rampant between them. An authoritarian government keeps very close tabs on individual classes and poverty lines criss-cross through big cities. Cheerios are doomed to a certain limit of wealth, Applejacks cannot earn more …

A guy was hit by a car... One of the family members didn't know about the road accident and was totally unaware of what everyone was talking about at the family feast 1 week after the accident. He asks:""What happened? The person left from him explains: ""He was hit by a truck when he was crossing the street."" The unaware family member, still confused: ""How could that happen?"" Another person now says: ""Apparently, he crossed when the traffic light showed red..."" ""That is not a reason to ov…

So a young boy in China is asked a question by his teacher... ""Do you know where the Empire State Building in New York is?"" The child answers, ""No I don't."" The teacher grows quite frantic, ""You're gonna have to go to the principals for this. So, as the child is in the office the principal asks him why he is there, ""I was sent by my teachers because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is."" The principal gets scared and says, ""You need to go to court for this."" So, …