San Jokes

Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot.

A joke told to me by my tour bus driver in San Francisco Three men were arguing about who has seen the strongest winds in their lives. The first man said, ""I've seen winds so strong that parked cars were blown down the street."" The second man the responded, ""well I've seen winds so strong, the tops of all the redwoods in the forest leaned to the side."" ""That's nothing!"" Said the third, ""I've seen winds so strong, I saw a chicken lay the same egg six times over.""

Stapleton Airport Incident (This one is pretty old folks) As reported by the San Jose Mercury News: During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be first class." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help…