A chihuahua is just a barking cat.

*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*

I just told my dog to "say hi" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish.

Two guys took their dogs for a stroll.... ... and after a while the one says: Dog Owner A: Let's go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Dog Owner B: Can't do. They don't accept pets. Dog Owner A: No worries. Just follow me and do as I do. So the guy puts on his shades and enters confidently the restaurant where he is stopped by the waiter telling him that dogs are not allowed. Dog Owner A: But this is my guide dog. Waiter: Oh, I am terribly sorry, but you see, we have never s…