Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead.""

What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed... ""How did you get malaria from a stab?"" ""Malaryan Steel.""