[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!

Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die...