Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead.""

A theory about Jon Snow... (x-posted asoiaf; possible spoilers!) So here's the latest Game of Thrones rumor I've heard. Evidently, book readers know this. Appearances to the contrary, Jon Snow is not dead, he's just warged into his other faithful companion. Not the wolf, but instead his large, flightless bird. That's right: his Dire Rhea...

knock knock joke **Voldemort**: knock knock **Jon Snow**: Who is there? **Voldemort**: You know who **Jon Snow**: Who? (opens the door) **Voldemort**: You know nothing Jon Snow! Avada Kedavra! Another Stark dead

King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most kn…