Sir Lancelot Jokes

King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry ""King Arthur!"" he exclaimed, ""You gave me the wrong key!"".

The Knights of the Round Table are sharing stories Sir Lancelot is speaking: So, dear sirs, I was fighting this dragon with three heads. I chopped one head off, it grew two more. I chopped two off, it grew two more. I chopped three off, it grew five more. I chopped one off, it grew none. I chopped one off, it grew three more. Sir Galahad interjects: So how did it end? Well, after chopping for half an hour, I still could see no pattern there.

Sir Lancelot was late to a meeting of The Round Table.. He was running down the corridor when he yells out to the guards: ""Hurry open the door!!!"" The guards didn't recognize him from such a distance, and reply: ""Pray might you be?!"" Lancelot responds: ""I am Authurized Personnel !""

Sir Lancelot The king called for one of his knights - Sir Lancelot - and says to him: ""I'll give you my daughter's hand for the head of the Dragon."" sir Lancelot goes on a quest, roams the world for two years, finally finds and kills the Dragon. He rushes to the kings castle and calls for the king. ""Here is the head of the Dragon,""- says Sir Lancelot. ""And here is the hand of the princess,""- says the King.

Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour.

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young…

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer; he would be put to death. The question? . . . What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young A…

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most kn…

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!