Donald Trump Jokes

North Korea has a new war game The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter

Steve Jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump But let's not compares apples to oranges.

Donald Trump somehow makes it to the Pearly Gates After a long life

Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.

What do pumpkins and Donald Trump have in common? They’re both orange and need to be thrown out in early November.

Donald Trump said in an interview that he would consider killing himself if he ever had Alzheimer's Disease. Sadly

What did the Native American say when Donald Trump promised to give their land back? ""I have my reservations""

Donald Trump is giving a speech at an elementary school He is trying to explain to these young children what a tragedy is. A young boy asks if his parents dying from a terrible illness is a tragedy.

If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea... Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a vacuum? A vacuum has a filter

Why did Donald Trump rush to Macy's? He heard they had Ivanka's clothes half off

Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks ""When am I going to die?"" The fortune teller replies: ""you will die on a major Mexican holiday."

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

What did Donald Trump say on the season finale of Celebrity President? ""Nuclear missiles ... you're fired!""

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen ""Your Queenship

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Bill Gates and Donald Trump are alone in the Oval Office Trump remarks

Nothing would make us happier. Donald Trump is flying over New York City.

If you could bring one person to a deserted island who would it be? I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump

Whether you love him or hate him Donald Trump has given us something we haven’t had in decades.

Why would Donald Trump have trouble killing himself? Fake noose.

Why can't Donald Trump tell the time? Because he has two little hands.

Donald Trump dies in Israel After too much effort during a state visit in Israel

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What can Donald Trump and I both agree on? That if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter