A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye. She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, ""Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy freaks out. He says, ""I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"" She says, ""I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.""

One day, Donald Trump visited an elementary school, to tell the children about his success, and to show off his intelligence'. The schoolchildren were learning vocabulary, specifically the word tragedy', when the famous businessman stormed into the classroom. Trump decided to help the children learn the word tragedy', and asked the following question to them: ""What would be a tragedy, kids?"" A bespectacled boy nervously answers: ""If my best friend died of pneumonia, that would be a tragedy.""…

Donald Trump goes to an elementary school to show off his intelligence and success. The schoolchildren were learning vocabulary, specifically the word tragedy', when the famous businessman stormed into the classroom. Trump decided to help the children learn the word tragedy', and asked the following question to them: ""What would be a tragedy, kids?"" A bespectacled boy nervously answers: ""If my best friend died of pneumonia, that would be a tragedy."" ""No, that would be a great loss,"" Trump …

One day, Donald Trump visited an elementary school, to tell the children about his success... One day, Donald Trump visited an elementary school, to tell the children about his success, and to show off his intelligence'. The schoolchildren were learning vocabulary, specifically the word tragedy', when the famous businessman stormed into the classroom. Trump decided to help the children learn the word tragedy', and asked the following question to them: ""What would be a tragedy, kids?"" A bespect…