What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother

Donald Trump being president is the result of being a good parent and teaching your children that they can be anything if they set their mind to it... And you know,giving them a small loan of 1 Millon dollars

So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka""

How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions.