Politics, explained. A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let Me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the Family, so call me The President Your mother is the Administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, We will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the l…

Explaining economics to children... A young boy asks his father to explain the economy to him. The father thinks for a while before responding, ""Son, think of our household as the economy. I earn the money, so I'm capitalism. ""Your mother deals with the day-to-day running of the house, so we'll call her the government. ""The maid does the menial work required for the house to remain in working condition, so she would be the working-class. ""A lot of this is for your benefit, so we'll call you …

This is business The dad walks up to his son and say: I wanna choose a girl for you to get married. Son: NO Dad: The girl will be Bill Gate's daughter. Son: Ok, then. Dad: I wantyour daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No freaking way! Dad: My son is the CEO of the World's Bank. Bill Gates accepts the offer. Dad goes to the World's Bank president: I want you to make my son your CEO. President: NO! Dad: He's Gate's daughter's fiancee. President: YES!

Classic jokes modified to Donald Trump and Putin One day while walking through the countryside the President of Russia discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant him one wish. Putin thought for a minute before declaring, ""I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Putin pee vodka!"" The Genie exclaimed that Putin's wish was granted and disappeared in a poof of smoke. Putin runs home and…