This is BUSINESS Dad: I want to Mary a girl of my choice. Son: No! Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. ...Son: Then okay. Dad goes to Bill Gates. ...Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No! Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank. Bill Gates: Then Okay. Dad goes to the President of the Word Bank. Dad: Appoint my son as CEO. President: No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK. This is BUSINESS

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner? Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: *You're walking down the street with your husband/wife and your two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber. What d…

What would you do?? You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the …

A business man can do anything... Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: Then ok Dad goes 2 Bill Gates Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Then ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.. Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank. President:No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President:Then ok! This is BUSINESS xD