If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house. A guest notices they are giggling with each other so he gets curious and goes to speak with them. ""What is so funny over here?"" Trump replies: "" We're planning WWIII"" ""WOW, and what exactly are your plans?"" Trump replies: "" We're going to kill 14 million muslims and a dentist"" ""Huh, why are you killing a dentist?"" Pence taps Trump on the back: ""See, I told you no one would ask about the muslims""

Talking about Donald Trump While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President. The old farmer said, "" Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, ""When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence…

A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said "It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."