Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on an airplane. The airplane crashes. Who survives? America.

Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now.

Did you here that Donald Trump wants to ban canned parmesan cheese? He wants to make America grate again.

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

What's the similarity between Donald Trump and mashed potatos? They both look like overcooked potatos

Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives? America Survives.

What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games? Wallhacks

Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair? Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext.

How does Donald Trump smoke weed? From his bing bing bong

How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes.

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton? How their name's spelt.

What does Donald Trump call the space between his balls and his butthole? The Bridge. It connects his courage to his ideas.

How do you circumcise Donald Trump? Kick his Daughter in the jaw.

Why does Donald Trump keep putting on weight? He is always high on himself.

What's the funniest thing you have heard about US Politics? Donald Trump, President of the United States of America

How do you make someone shit easier? Make them think about Donald Trump

Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck

How do you know when Vladimir Putin has a cold? Donald Trump sneezes.

How do you make Donald Trump lose weight? Have Vladimir Putin take laxatives.

How would Donald Trump declare war on other countries? "You're fired."

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump both get in a plane accident, who survives? America

What do cancer and Donald Trump have in common? Cancer always wins.

Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland

Why doesn't Donald Trump toot his own Horn? He plays the TRUMPet.