Donald Trump Jokes

Who would survive if Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in an airplane crash? America

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Donald Trump thinks a clean personal server is a showered Mexican.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a shit-flinging monkey? The shit-flinging monkey has better hair.

Why does Donald Trump hate Chris Jericho? Because Jericho wants to break the walls down

What does Donald Trump do when he sees a mathematical problem? He builds a wall around it.

What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump? A rookie.

Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are stranded on an island, who wins? America

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan

What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations.

Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

Why did the Yogis declare that Donald Trump had become an Ascended Master? He could put his foot in his mouth with his head up his ass.

What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common? It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick.

Why is Donald Trump opposed to bags of shredded cheese? Because he wants to make America grate again

Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump

Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do.

What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican? 'WE NEED TO BUILD A RAMP!'

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of cheetos? One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that is pumped with orange dye and hot air and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste. The other is a corn-based snack food.

Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To get to the other side of Chris Christie. From the book: Donald Trump Is F**king Goofy: Jokes and Limericks

What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and donald trump? One of them is a racist carrot

How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through.

If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives? America.

What do you get when you combine an Oompa-Loompa and hair bleach? Donald trump.

Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee.