What's the difference between Donald Trump and Bill Cosby? Bill Cosby at least has the decency to buy a girl a drink first. edit: I have been informed that [Bill Maher](http://www.ew.com/article/2016/10/08/donald-trump-bill-maher-slams-candidate-comments-women) did this last joke night.

Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.