Bern Jokes

Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern.

Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now.

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!

After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home.

I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland? You get a sun *Bern.*

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern

Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!

Hillary Clinton came out with a new campaign slogan in response to Sanders' ""Feel the Bern"" Its called ""Feel the Clit""

Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning.

Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern.

Bernie sanders Me and my buddy are playing 1 cent pool bets. I'm up two games and I say I'm going to get your 2 cents. He goes nobody wants it anyway. I reply, so you're just giving it away? I'm already feelin the bern!

Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem

long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern

People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H

What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern

Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats.

I figured out why republicans are all over the place this election cycle. If you walk without rythm, it won't attract the Bern... I'll see myself out.

I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect.

Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders? He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson.

What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets.

I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders... He responded, ""So you want to see America be destroyed?"" I said, ""No, I want to watch it Bern.""

Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN.