Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted... ...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications. The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.