I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die.

Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern.

Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern.

So what's Robin Hood up to these days? He changed his name to 'Bernie Sanders' and is now running for president.