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Archery Competition Three archers decide to participate in a tournament where each of them has to shoot an apple that is standing on top of a volunteer's head. The first archer shoots his arrow and it hits dead center on the apple; filled with confidence, he turns to the crowd and says: ""I'm William Tell!"" The second also hits the apple dead center, and says: ""I'm Robin Hood!"" The third archer is not so lucky, and the arrow goes through the volunteer's head. The archer turns to the crowd and…

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Three sportsmen from England , Spain and Canada decide to play a game. They put an apple in each other's head and try to decide who's the best archer amongst them. The Englishman starts by putting an apple into Spanishman's head. Before he aims , the englishman shouts: ""I'm Robin Hood"" and then succeeds cutting the apple in half. Now it's Spanishman's turn to aim the apple on Canadian's head. As he is about to throw the arrow he says: ""I'm Guglielmo Tell"". He succeeds too. The Canadian's tur…

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The legend of Sorry the archer. An archery contest is taking place, and all the top archers of Europe are in attendance. The final begins, and the three greatest archers must compete in shooting an apple from a little girls head. The first archer steps up. He draws, and fires an arrow right through the apple. The audience applauds, he bows and proclaims ""I am Robin Hood!"" The second archer steps up. He draws, and also hits the apple. He waves his hat at the cheering crowd, and cries out ""I am…

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Three men line up to show off their skills at archery They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy's head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy's head, and says, "I am Robin Hood!". The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy's head, and says, "I am William Tell!". The third one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the poor boy in the skull, who then proceeds to drop dead. The archer looks at what he has done, takes off h…

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