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Archery Competition Three archers decide to participate in a tournament where each of them has to shoot an apple that is standing on top of a volunteer's head. The first archer shoots his arrow and it hits dead center on the apple; filled with confidence, he turns to the crowd and says: ""I'm William Tell!"" The second also hits the apple dead center, and says: ""I'm Robin Hood!"" The third archer is not so lucky, and the arrow goes through the volunteer's head. The archer turns to the crowd and

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The legend of Sorry the archer. An archery contest is taking place, and all the top archers of Europe are in attendance. The final begins, and the three greatest archers must compete in shooting an apple from a little girls head. The first archer steps up. He draws, and fires an arrow right through the apple. The audience applauds, he bows and proclaims ""I am Robin Hood!"" The second archer steps up. He draws, and also hits the apple. He waves his hat at the cheering crowd, and cries out ""I am

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Most people know the legend of William Tell and his unique method ofmaking applesauce, but not many know that he and his family werechampionship bowlers. Highly skilled, their team was sponsoredeagerly by local merchants. To have ""Tell's Terrors"" represent yourfirm was a great honor.Even now, to be able to claim that the Tells once represented yourfamily business would be of great advertising value. Unfortunately,the old records have been lost, and today we can't be sure for whomthe Tells bowl

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Most people know the legend of William Tell and his unique method of making applesauce, but not many know that he and his family were championship bowlers. Highly skilled, their team was sponsored eagerly by local merchants. To have ""Tell's Terrors"" represent your firm was a great honor. Even now, to be able to claim that the Tells once represented your family business would be of great advertising value. Unfortunately, the old records have been lost, and today we can't be sure for whom the Te

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Three men line up to show off their skills at archery They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy's head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy's head, and says, "I am Robin Hood!". The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy's head, and says, "I am William Tell!". The third one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the poor boy in the skull, who then proceeds to drop dead. The archer looks at what he has done, takes off h

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A little-known fact about William Tell is that apart from being an expert with the crossbow, he was also an accomplished chef. One day he had prepared a new dish for his Swiss friends but, ever the perfectionist, he felt there was something missing from the sauce. "Do you think the sauce needs more berries?" he suggested. "No, no," they said. "I think you have just the right amount of berries." "More salt, then?" "No, the amount of salt is perfect," they insisted. "Herbs, that's it," he said tri

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