Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face.

"Mr. President, you have some Updog in east Syria." "What's Updog?" "[unfurls projector screen] Updog is a military terrorist organizati

I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home.

BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities.