Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!

Bernie sanders Me and my buddy are playing 1 cent pool bets. I'm up two games and I say I'm going to get your 2 cents. He goes nobody wants it anyway. I reply, so you're just giving it away? I'm already feelin the bern!

Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats.

Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson.