Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN.

Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!

Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning.

Bernie sanders Me and my buddy are playing 1 cent pool bets. I'm up two games and I say I'm going to get your 2 cents. He goes nobody wants it anyway. I reply, so you're just giving it away? I'm already feelin the bern!