What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*

If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.

Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack.