WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*

Donald Trump loses the election and suffers a nervous breakdown. After he recovers, he buys a farm and starts to raise animals to relax. Rosie O'Donnell decides to go visit him. She arrives at the farm and sees the Donald walking a sheep on a leash. Donald walks up to her and says, ""I'd like to introduce you to this pig."" Rosie says, ""That's not a pig, that's a sheep"" The Donald replies, ""I know, that's who I was talking to""

If Donald Trump is elected President, it would be more appropriate if we change the eagle on the Great Seal of the United States... to a hummingbird. Because hummingbird is the only species of bird that can fly backward, signifying the country's backward progression. P.S. Got the idea from the Coats of Arms of Australia.

What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck