If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. ""You talk?"" he asks. ... ""Yep,"" the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ""So, what's your story?"" The Lab looks up and says, ""Well, I disc…

A Fisherman, Politician, Husband, and a wife all get stranded on a island inhabited by cannibals The cannibals capture them and tell them that they used eat and live off fish but after doing it so long they got sick of it and now hate fish. The cannibals tell them that if they have something good to offer they will let them borrow a boat and leave, and if they don't they will be eaten. The next day the the cannibals take the politician inside their hut and after a few hours they come out of the …

A man sees a sign in front of a house, ""Talking Dog for Sale."" He rings the bell and the owner takes him to the back garden where the dog is tied to a post. ""Can you talk?"" asks the man. ""Yep,"" says the dog.""I discovered this gift when I was young. I decided to help the government, so I got in touch with the CIA. In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one would think a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their…