If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea.

President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons. Well there goes about half of my followers

If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food

Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late