Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar... Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve. Bernie Sanders says "Hello, can I have a drink?" and gets a drink. Donald Trump walks up to the bartender and says "Merry Christmas, can I have a drink? By the way, bartender, you are extremely ugly. I f***ing hate you. You're also bald. I hope that you die soon. When I become president I will make sure to deport ugly and bald people like you." The entire bar looks in…

This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer...

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.

Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much