I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."

I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror.

This year I'm the Invisible Man for Halloween, according to this bartender that apparently hasn't seen me standing here for an hour

9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad? me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be? me: Mad